The Mutanttoys Maurice is one of the standout pieces in the collection—a wearable dildo with a deep ocean gradient and the distinctive Vortex Ribbing texture. We put it through a thorough review to find out if it lives up to its premium positioning.
Design & First Impressions
The Maurice arrives in Mutanttoys’ clean, discreet packaging. The first thing you notice is the color: a deep ocean blue gradient that shifts from near-black at the base to a vivid teal at the tip. It’s genuinely beautiful—a color you want to look at, not hide.
The Vortex Ribbing texture is immediately visible: spiral ridges running the length of the shaft, creating a distinct pattern that’s both functional and visually striking. The silicone is dense and premium-feeling, with zero odor.
Specifications
- Material: 100% liquid silicone, body-safe and non-porous
- Texture: Vortex spiral ribbing—pronounced but not aggressive
- Design: Deep ocean gradient, teal-to-near-black
- Type: Wearable dildo with loop base
- Features: Harness compatible, suction cup base
- Gradient: Deep ocean blue/teal gradient finish
Performance: In Use
Insertion: The Maurice starts with a gently tapered tip—the Vortex Ribbing begins after the initial couple of inches, so insertion is smooth before the texture becomes prominent. This is well-considered design.
Vortex Ribbing: The spiral texture is the Maurice’s defining feature. As the toy moves, the spiral ridges create a corkscrew-like internal sensation that’s noticeably different from straight-ridged toys. It’s intense without being overwhelming—a textured toy designed by people who understand how texture should feel.
Wearable performance: The loop base works well with most O-ring harnesses. Once secured, the Maurice stays in position reliably, allowing the receiving partner full freedom to focus on sensation rather than managing the toy.
Suction performance: Applied firmly to clean tile, the suction base holds well—not the absolute strongest suction we’ve tested, but reliable for shower use and headboard play.
Who Is the Maurice For?
The Maurice is best suited for:
- Users who enjoy pronounced but controlled texture
- Those who want a wearable dildo that works in both harness and hands-free modes
- Buyers who prioritize visual design alongside performance
- Users looking for a toy that bridges fantasy aesthetics with realistic functionality
Cleaning & Care
Liquid silicone means the Maurice cleans easily with fragrance-free soap and warm water, or can be boiled for full sterilization (no electronic components to worry about). The Vortex Ribbing texture requires a little extra attention during cleaning—but it’s not difficult. A soft brush helps ensure residue doesn’t accumulate between the spiral ridges.
How It Compares
Compared to other Mutanttoys gradient dildos, the Maurice sits in the middle of the texture spectrum—more textured than the smooth gradient toys, but less aggressively textured than some tentacle designs. It’s a versatile middle ground.
Compared to non-Mutanttoys alternatives at similar price points, the Maurice’s liquid silicone quality is immediately apparent. Cheaper toys at similar price points almost always use TPE or “silicone blend” materials—the Maurice’s pure liquid silicone justifies the investment.
The Verdict
The Maurice is a premium toy that earns its price. The Vortex Ribbing texture is distinctive and genuinely pleasurable—not just visual interest. The ocean gradient is genuinely beautiful. The dual functionality (harness + suction) makes it versatile enough for different use cases.
It’s not the right toy for someone who strongly prefers smooth toys—the texture is very present. But for users who want texture, design, and quality in one package, the Maurice delivers.
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